I am in biotech and regularly run cross new

I am in biotech and regularly run cross new cutting-edge technology, so every once in awhile I will update my answer with some cool new stuff. I’ll leave the original things on for the people that haven’t read them before. By the way these things are currently in the lab or in prototype stage, if not already in production. 19 August, 2015 READING QUORA LESSENS YOUR MASCULINITY! Gentlemen! Beware! Our sperm is at war with our smartphone and laptops! We are constantly being attacked by electromagnetic radiation emitted by our devices that are connected to Wi-Fi, and they are waging a war on our male fertility! The technologies we need to stay connected, like smartphones and laptops, sit comfortably near our reproductive nexus – and the exceptional levels of radiation lower our sperm health! EM radiation has been shown to drastically reduce sperm motility and increase DNA fragmentation with just four hours of exposure. So......while you sit there reading and writing on Quora...just think of the loss of reproductive power you are losing! But wait! There is a solution! And the answer is...... THE UNDERWEAR FOR SUPERHEROES! Wireless Armour boxer shorts have every intention of keeping your sperm at peak performance. Described by Sir Richard Branson as “underwear for superheroes,” Wireless Armour’s fabric is interwoven with a silver mesh, creating a shield against the relentless EM radiation onslaught of the modern age. Silver works especially well to integrate into underwear fabric for two reasons: it’s an excellent conductor of electricity, and blending silver and cotton creates a fabric that’s both strong and comfortable. Tests have shown that the fabric shields up to 99.97 percent of Wi-Fi signals. Silver also has the added bonus of being antimicrobial. Comfortable, stylish, and functional - your sperm will thank you.